My ramblings about Clubbing

So I am sitting here thinking about last night.  I love going out with my friends, I always have fun cause they make me laugh or smile. Each one of them do something different, so it always a new experience. But one thing I realized is some of the stereotypes people talk about are true and some of them are not true. In addition, I won’t say there are rules for going to the club but I will say when you do go out you should follow some general guideline.

1.       Always make sure  that your deodorant  can handle hot and heavy dancing. I worked a very long day yesterday and should have taken a moment to go home and shower. But I tried to do a basic clean up. Horrible mistake, by the time I got home I smelled so bad that even Roxie (the dog) stayed away. So from now on I will stick to going home first before heading out.

2.       Always make sure your friends are Good.  This is a big rule but some people violate it. Last night all my friends and associates stay close and was always near. So I felt safe. But this one dude that came to the club alone ended up staying with my group all night.

3.       Be a wingman or wing-woman for your friends. Look going out is fun but if you see them checking out a guy or girl and that guy or girl is looking at them what you should do is try to introduce them.  I mean it can be as little as “The DJ hot tonight”  or “Hey  my friend thinks your attractive.” I have learned my lesson I am not always a good connector but Hey everyone needs a friend.

4.       Don’t Cock BLOCK and Don’t Get in your feelings if your friend gets a dance.! I hate cock blockers just don’t be mad if a hot guy is checking out your friend.  Also men notice the same thing you notice. Keep your composer and find you a tenderloin(yes I said tenderloin).

5.       On the same note Don’t let Creepy Guys spend too much time with your friend either. Some Men are just creepy it your job to know the difference between creepy, shy, and weird.  Not to let the old man at the club covert your friends booty.

6.       Don’t be Clingy One dance is just that a Dance. So guy I dance with last night stayed near me all night. It was cute at first but after a while it was kind of NO!!!!!  Keep it moving exchange number and move on to the next person or back to your group.

7.       Don’t Kiss in the CLUB. I had two guy try to kiss me it was horrible. I don’t know you. I am just here to dance my stress away. I don’t date guys I meet in the club.

8.       Stop standing around! Like there is music playing and Fun to be had, like all the Black men and White Men were holding up the bar! Dudes get off the bar and dance. In addition there was a large group of Black people who stayed chilled in a corner. Like you can do that at home. Get up and dance enjoy the music.  I know that sounds racist but, I come out to PARTY not to hold u the bar!