15 Things Black Girls to Do on Facebook:

This is not my writing but I find this hilarious and wanted to share this with people: 

Status Update

By Lydia Cotton

15 Things Black Girls Love to Do on Facebook:

1. Invent middle names that declare their mantra of the moment such as Keisha blessedandbeautiful Johnson or T’Andrea OhSoClassssssy Washington.
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2. Complain about their enemies without actually naming the person, knowing that the offender will read the status: “It’s sad how some people are SO PETTY and can’t mind their OWN BUSINESS. I’m gonna pra...y for them because they need Jesus.”

3. Transform into social media ministers by posting bible verses or just making up inspirational quotes. “Men are like a box of Goobers. They seem sweet at first but they’re really just a bunch of nuts.”

4. Use their Facebook status updates to yell at the stars of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Basketball Wives and Love & Hip Hop. (You know NeNe can’t “hear” you, right?)

5. Post pictures of their Big Chop and other photos to document their “natural hair journey.” (White girls, if you’re confused go ask your black girlfriends what Big Chop means.)

6. To show off their new hairstyle, they take a picture in front of the bathroom mirror, with the door frame and toilet in the shot.

7. Stalk ex boyfriends. This is called “watching your back.”

8. Stalk current boyfriends. This is called “research.”

9. Declare there are no good men left anywhere on the planet Earth.

10. Pretend to be in relationships with celebrities. “Did you see my husband Kobe out there?” “About to watch my boo Idris in this new movie…”

11. Ask for help with such life-changing decisions as “Should I cook Oodles of Noodles or Hamburger Helper for dinner?”

12. Make a statement like “I’m SO pissed right now!” to get sympathy in comments, but when people ask what’s wrong they refuse to explain.

13. Providing play-by-play for every menial task on their to-do list: “Today I have to go to the bank, then go do this laundry, and pick up some bobby pins from Walgreens…”

14. Announce they need a “new start” and therefore will be deleting dozens of Facebook friends.

15. Complain that they don’t understand “that Twitter thing” and will never EVER use it.

Via Rene Arceneaux

My ramblings about Clubbing

So I am sitting here thinking about last night.  I love going out with my friends, I always have fun cause they make me laugh or smile. Each one of them do something different, so it always a new experience. But one thing I realized is some of the stereotypes people talk about are true and some of them are not true. In addition, I won’t say there are rules for going to the club but I will say when you do go out you should follow some general guideline.

1.       Always make sure  that your deodorant  can handle hot and heavy dancing. I worked a very long day yesterday and should have taken a moment to go home and shower. But I tried to do a basic clean up. Horrible mistake, by the time I got home I smelled so bad that even Roxie (the dog) stayed away. So from now on I will stick to going home first before heading out.

2.       Always make sure your friends are Good.  This is a big rule but some people violate it. Last night all my friends and associates stay close and was always near. So I felt safe. But this one dude that came to the club alone ended up staying with my group all night.

3.       Be a wingman or wing-woman for your friends. Look going out is fun but if you see them checking out a guy or girl and that guy or girl is looking at them what you should do is try to introduce them.  I mean it can be as little as “The DJ hot tonight”  or “Hey  my friend thinks your attractive.” I have learned my lesson I am not always a good connector but Hey everyone needs a friend.

4.       Don’t Cock BLOCK and Don’t Get in your feelings if your friend gets a dance.! I hate cock blockers just don’t be mad if a hot guy is checking out your friend.  Also men notice the same thing you notice. Keep your composer and find you a tenderloin(yes I said tenderloin).

5.       On the same note Don’t let Creepy Guys spend too much time with your friend either. Some Men are just creepy it your job to know the difference between creepy, shy, and weird.  Not to let the old man at the club covert your friends booty.

6.       Don’t be Clingy One dance is just that a Dance. So guy I dance with last night stayed near me all night. It was cute at first but after a while it was kind of NO!!!!!  Keep it moving exchange number and move on to the next person or back to your group.

7.       Don’t Kiss in the CLUB. I had two guy try to kiss me it was horrible. I don’t know you. I am just here to dance my stress away. I don’t date guys I meet in the club.

8.       Stop standing around! Like there is music playing and Fun to be had, like all the Black men and White Men were holding up the bar! Dudes get off the bar and dance. In addition there was a large group of Black people who stayed chilled in a corner. Like you can do that at home. Get up and dance enjoy the music.  I know that sounds racist but, I come out to PARTY not to hold u the bar!  

Here I come Online Dating.

I have a test tomorrow and I hope I pass that  all. But in other news I am trying online dating. I tried Craigslist and Yahoo but it didn't really work out to much. So I am nervous cause I am afraid of not finding someone cause that means I am ultra weird. But also what if I do find someone. So many people I think go into online dating thinking they may not find anyone. I feel like what if I stumble upon the one. I know silly right. Here a video for you.