15 Things Black Girls to Do on Facebook:

This is not my writing but I find this hilarious and wanted to share this with people: 

Status Update

By Lydia Cotton

15 Things Black Girls Love to Do on Facebook:

1. Invent middle names that declare their mantra of the moment such as Keisha blessedandbeautiful Johnson or T’Andrea OhSoClassssssy Washington.
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2. Complain about their enemies without actually naming the person, knowing that the offender will read the status: “It’s sad how some people are SO PETTY and can’t mind their OWN BUSINESS. I’m gonna pra...y for them because they need Jesus.”

3. Transform into social media ministers by posting bible verses or just making up inspirational quotes. “Men are like a box of Goobers. They seem sweet at first but they’re really just a bunch of nuts.”

4. Use their Facebook status updates to yell at the stars of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Basketball Wives and Love & Hip Hop. (You know NeNe can’t “hear” you, right?)

5. Post pictures of their Big Chop and other photos to document their “natural hair journey.” (White girls, if you’re confused go ask your black girlfriends what Big Chop means.)

6. To show off their new hairstyle, they take a picture in front of the bathroom mirror, with the door frame and toilet in the shot.

7. Stalk ex boyfriends. This is called “watching your back.”

8. Stalk current boyfriends. This is called “research.”

9. Declare there are no good men left anywhere on the planet Earth.

10. Pretend to be in relationships with celebrities. “Did you see my husband Kobe out there?” “About to watch my boo Idris in this new movie…”

11. Ask for help with such life-changing decisions as “Should I cook Oodles of Noodles or Hamburger Helper for dinner?”

12. Make a statement like “I’m SO pissed right now!” to get sympathy in comments, but when people ask what’s wrong they refuse to explain.

13. Providing play-by-play for every menial task on their to-do list: “Today I have to go to the bank, then go do this laundry, and pick up some bobby pins from Walgreens…”

14. Announce they need a “new start” and therefore will be deleting dozens of Facebook friends.

15. Complain that they don’t understand “that Twitter thing” and will never EVER use it.

Via Rene Arceneaux

My ramblings about Clubbing

So I am sitting here thinking about last night.  I love going out with my friends, I always have fun cause they make me laugh or smile. Each one of them do something different, so it always a new experience. But one thing I realized is some of the stereotypes people talk about are true and some of them are not true. In addition, I won’t say there are rules for going to the club but I will say when you do go out you should follow some general guideline.

1.       Always make sure  that your deodorant  can handle hot and heavy dancing. I worked a very long day yesterday and should have taken a moment to go home and shower. But I tried to do a basic clean up. Horrible mistake, by the time I got home I smelled so bad that even Roxie (the dog) stayed away. So from now on I will stick to going home first before heading out.

2.       Always make sure your friends are Good.  This is a big rule but some people violate it. Last night all my friends and associates stay close and was always near. So I felt safe. But this one dude that came to the club alone ended up staying with my group all night.

3.       Be a wingman or wing-woman for your friends. Look going out is fun but if you see them checking out a guy or girl and that guy or girl is looking at them what you should do is try to introduce them.  I mean it can be as little as “The DJ hot tonight”  or “Hey  my friend thinks your attractive.” I have learned my lesson I am not always a good connector but Hey everyone needs a friend.

4.       Don’t Cock BLOCK and Don’t Get in your feelings if your friend gets a dance.! I hate cock blockers just don’t be mad if a hot guy is checking out your friend.  Also men notice the same thing you notice. Keep your composer and find you a tenderloin(yes I said tenderloin).

5.       On the same note Don’t let Creepy Guys spend too much time with your friend either. Some Men are just creepy it your job to know the difference between creepy, shy, and weird.  Not to let the old man at the club covert your friends booty.

6.       Don’t be Clingy One dance is just that a Dance. So guy I dance with last night stayed near me all night. It was cute at first but after a while it was kind of NO!!!!!  Keep it moving exchange number and move on to the next person or back to your group.

7.       Don’t Kiss in the CLUB. I had two guy try to kiss me it was horrible. I don’t know you. I am just here to dance my stress away. I don’t date guys I meet in the club.

8.       Stop standing around! Like there is music playing and Fun to be had, like all the Black men and White Men were holding up the bar! Dudes get off the bar and dance. In addition there was a large group of Black people who stayed chilled in a corner. Like you can do that at home. Get up and dance enjoy the music.  I know that sounds racist but, I come out to PARTY not to hold u the bar!  

Here I come Online Dating.

I have a test tomorrow and I hope I pass that  all. But in other news I am trying online dating. I tried Craigslist and Yahoo but it didn't really work out to much. So I am nervous cause I am afraid of not finding someone cause that means I am ultra weird. But also what if I do find someone. So many people I think go into online dating thinking they may not find anyone. I feel like what if I stumble upon the one. I know silly right. Here a video for you. 

Single Sucks

http://www.hulu.com/watch/302125/the-ellen-show-rihanna-talks-about-her-dating-life

Enjoy! But I get what she is saying. Watch the whole video. 

The Different Side of Me Fashion Show

https://www.facebook.com/events/277133765640674/

• • Sunday, December 11, 2011
  • Time

    6:00pm until 10:00pm
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• 10% of the tickets Sales will go to the House of Ruth.

• Description

  J. Marie Creations Presents... The Different Side of Me Fashion Show Buy Tickets at the following Location: Ask for Jessica Crudup Riey's Salon of Beauty 4333 York Rd. 410-435-3137 No Kids Under 16 Tickets $35 Hot Hors D'oeuvres

• Ticket Price Includes Alcohol. 

Going Back to the 50's or Save by the Bell type date

I love Groupon and Living Social they offer some of the best date adventures for cheap ! One of them reminds me of an old fashion date night.  Just the basics of enjoying the evening with a good friend or love intrest.  Sometimes going back to the basics is necessary for all, no big rush just good food and nice ammbience. This Groupon allows you to go back to the very basics like 1950’s style with a current feel. Now there are plenty of place to get ice cream and sandwiches but sometimes it about the ambience. I am sharing this groupon since it reminds me of those old Disney movies with Ice Cream palors and booths where you can feel carefree. I hope you decide to check it out the sale ends Tuesday.  The link is listed below:

$12 for Sandwiches, Fries, Drinks, and Specialty Sundaes for Two at Lickadee Splits in Owings Mills...

http://www.groupon.com/deals/lickadee-splits

Sandwiches are modeled after Victorian-era architecture, a style known for its sesame-seed-dusted roofs, flowing lettuce curtains, and meat everywhere. Feast ornately upon a well-formed feeding frenzy with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get a meal for two at Lickadee Splits in Owings Mills (a $25.40)

You have 2-days to buy this Groupon!

Adventure, Adventure, Adventure!!!!

So the truth of the matter is sometimes it is better to movie around and see the World.  Lets face it 85% are Seditary people. I love going out and I love eating but sometimes going hiking is awesome! If you are the advetureous type than this is the deal with you. The cool thing about going out is it gets your blood following. Going down a Zipline is kind of fun and scary. But the rush you get is liberating. Imagine going through a corn maze with someone you try to get know, you can learn a lot! This is a new experience and if nothing comes from it! You have something to tell you friends so next time you can take a group of friends.

$12 for Corn-Maze Admission and Zipline Ride for Two at Fields of Adventure in Aspers (Up to $26 Value)

http://www.groupon.com/deals/fields-of-adventure

Though aliens are centuries ahead of humans in spacecraft technology, their inability to create anything but circular cornfield mazes is quite disappointing. Celebrate human ingenuity with today's Groupon: for $12, you get admission to a corn maze and zipline rides for two at Fields of Adventure in PA!

Though aliens are centuries ahead of humans in spacecraft technology, their inability to create anything but circular cornfield mazes is quite disappointing. Celebrate human ingenuity!

Sushi Dates (Personal Favorite)

Sushi Night!  I love sushi and going to get sushi is awesome. Almost all major city have secret Sushi places that make known Sushi restaurants look like McDonalds.  The thing about going out for Sushi is sometimes finding places that have unique rolls. I love Sushi Hana and Yami Sushi because they have non-traditional rolls( like the Florida Roll, Chicken and Apple with Walnuts and Sweet Potato Rolls). I love the ambience and I always enjoy watching the sushi maker as they make the different rolls. I also love going to the rotating Sushi bar Kybota in Towson. I just like watching Sushi go around in a circle.  If you pay attention you can learn a lot about a person. If a person has never had Sushi you can tell if they are adventurous, curious, or safe. So if a person sticks with Shrimp, cucumber, or Avocado roll they are either Vegetarian, or are very cautious. If a person asks for your suggestion, it sometimes can suggest that they like to hear the opinion of others or they can’t think for themselves.  If a person is adventurous see if they get the more Exotic rolls. They want to appear adventurous or they are adventurous. The cool thing is you can tell is a person is generous or stingy.  I don’t know but I love Sushi dates.

Here is a Cheap Sushi Date:

$12 for $25 Worth of Japanese Fare at Chiyo Sushi

http://www.groupon.com/deals/chiyo-sushi

Though mad scientists recommend sticking chopsticks into electrical sockets, rational scientists know the utensils are better used for sushi consumption. Pick up the right tools for authentic eats with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of Japanese fare at Chiyo Sushi.

-Going out should be memorable!

Less than 12 hours.